Monday, April 28, 2008

The Three "Grossest" Things...

The three "grossest" things I've done today are...

-disposing of a slug and its slimy trail in my family room
-taking care of a bed-wetting accident where the child (who shall remain nameless) was literally wet all the way down to their ankles
-reaching into the toilet to retrieve the toy car that had been dropped in


Tomorrow's worst job looks to be (because I didn't quite get to it today)...
-cleaning up the dog droppings left in my yard by someone else's dog. This is why I don't have a dog!!!

How about you? :)

3 comments:

Brandon and Noelle said...

Oooooooooo that's a good one. Let's see.......
1. Cleaning up the bathroom after a neighborhood boy who decided not to aim.
2. Cleaning up the bathroom again because my son decided not to aim.
3. Cleaning up after my dog who barfed because my children think he needs people food.
..........and we have a dog because????????

The Willeyes said...

I don't think I can top that! You're amazing. Mel:)

Christine Sandgren said...

Cleaning fecal matter off of a child and out of a tub, only to find moments later that the child's mouth was full of it as well.